|First Appearance:||Episode 3|
Ugla is a powerful female wizard that was the first female wizard of Daranos. She wears a beard made from the fur of furbeetles (later, this may have turned into a real beard). Her wand is made from an old, haunted tree's dick. She owns and rides in a magical, lowrider, horseless cart. Ugla's name comes from the famous, cumly pyromancer Ugla Jizzinstein. She is married to Sid, The Rogue. She has a sword called 'The Menstruator’. She is friends with Fred, Buffcat, and Flyman. She is slightly responsible for the rise of Queen Axwound.