The Wizard Staff
|First Appearance:||Episode 10|
Rule #1: No candy after dinner. #2: Eat all of your wizard vegetables. #3: If you're going to bed, don't leave a candle on. #4: Don't fuck any blood puddles. #689: If you get a cat, clean the litter box: no poops. #6 No kissing girls. #7: If you have a girl over, keep your bedroom door open; it makes them feel much more comfortable. #721: If you take the wizard car out, refill it with magical fluid before you return. #88: No kissing your pets.