Man Jousting

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Man Jousting is the art of taking off all your clothes and forcing the hardest boner you've ever had in your life, then running it at one another at full speed. Spectators can bet on which dick will explode first. Often, there is a balloon popping bonus round, where floating balloons may be popped with said boners. Wieners often get soft and tiny during the bonus round as a wiener survival mechanism.