|First Appearance:||Episode 23|
Cooter Timberfist is a hermit and a proud storyteller. He has hundreds of crazy stories. He has an ice sword of dark reckoning. He loves candy but isn't supposed to have it due to his blood sugar, his blood is just sugar. He left his magical cock ring of power to Fred, The Skullpeeler.
Cooter Timberfist can be found in Episode 23.